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1. Chris McCoy makes this comment

   Fri 26 Jun 2009 17:17:56 EDT

   First of all, good on you for quitting smoking! Remember, the key to quitting smoking is not smoking. Second, I actually don't know any Michael Jackson jokes, but last night I downloaded all of his post-Jackson 5-material that I actually like: "Dont' Stop 'Til You Get Enough", "Rock With You", "Workin' Day and Night", "Off the Wall", ""Wanna Be Starting Something", "Billie Jean", "Human Nature" (at the urging of Jeff Pope), and "PYT" (a the urging of Laura).

2. gregg makes this comment

   Fri 26 Jun 2009 17:34:25 EDT

   check the twitter #toosoon hashtag for some really funnies in

3. gregg makes this comment

   Fri 26 Jun 2009 17:35:13 EDT

   the link failed HERE IT IS AGAIN

4. gregg makes this comment

   Fri 26 Jun 2009 17:35:55 EDT

   http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23toosoon jeez. html sux

5. Tommy Kha makes this comment

   Fri 26 Jun 2009 20:36:38 EDT

   I think you heard me laugh in my corner today, Sarah but here it goes: When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God. "Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!" Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..." Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?" Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever." "Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.

6. Tommy Kha makes this comment

   Fri 26 Jun 2009 21:00:52 EDT

   *Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to two buoys *What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August *His family have decided to have his body melted and turned into toys. It will give kids the chance to play with him for a change. *He did manage to whisper one thing to the paramedics on the way to the hospital "get me into a children's ward" *Monkey for sale, house trained, can dance a bit, contact never never land USA *Reports of his death are incorrect. He's been found in a children's ward having a stroke. *Apparently it wasn't a stroke, but skin cancer...Don't blame it on the sunshine.. *I thought they were melting him down in to cups so that kids could still get their lips around his rim? *Michael Jackson didn't actually die of a heart attack................It was food poisoning from eating 15 year old nuts. *Out of respect, McDonalds have released the Mc Jackson burger, 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns... *It was touch and go in the Hospital, and that was just on the Children's ward.... *MJ's ghost has been seen walking the wards of a Children's hospital. Looks like he will continue to try and put the willies up small children. *They released candle in the wind for Princess Diana. Apparently they are releasing Rolf Harris' 2 little boys for Jackson. *Jackson has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were James aged 9 and Tom 11. *On his death bed Michael Jackson requested that his ashes be packaged into a box of Rice Krispies, It is believed that this is so that he can have the feeling of going through a ten year old's @rse one last time *In a tribute to the late Michael Jackson, his close friend Rolf Harris will be doing two little boys at his funeral *Elton John will be playing at his funeral - "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"... *His body was found slumped over a pram he had apparently tripped over. A police spokesman said it was too early to determine whether they should blame it on the buggy. *Los Angeles police have now been round to Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch following his death. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom and Class 4C in his bedroom. *MJ passed away at 3:15am. Which is ironically when the big hand touches the little hand. *Jockeys this weekend will wear black armbands in remembrance of MJ, who has successfully ridden more 3 year olds than anyone else.